d21lewis on 17 August 2011
We'd kick their Alien asses, go to their home planets and enslave them, rape their Alien women (whom we all know have the sweetest poontang in the galaxy), and save their souls by introducing them to the Bible and Jesus Christ! I wish there was an Alien sitting next to me, right now. I'd beat his Alien-Ass with a fucking shoe (I call my shoe the "Alien Beater 5000")!!
*Do not read the following unless you are an Alien*
I was just kidding about that, Aliens. If you were to attack, send me an e-mail (lewisd21@yahoo.com) and I'll tell you all of our weaknesses. I await your glorious arival!
*Pathetic humans may once again resume reading*
Fuck that Alien scum!!
