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STORY 5:

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An obsessed boy...with the help of one million assraped heavenly trolls decided to troll a quiet forum with no moderators. It was a hell of a dark and stormy forum, with lurking trolls, ready to spam at any cost, but suddenly lightning struck the best imaginable person and vapourized his (suspense pause needed)
spider infested quadricep which he needed surgery on because a spider sharted acidic spider jizz bags from atop a huge skyscraper whilst eating turds of giant gummybears.
These gummybears were the sole protectors of the turds and they decided that the turds should be mummified to preserve their ever precious moisture. A turd exploded!
Blowing up right his 11th tentacle in front of the crazy nun.
She asked god for world peace-Amen. When the world would seem desolate and smelling,
she would try not to fart. She studies a dragon eating penis and she fucks with the pope up dragon azz and stayed horny yelling crab battle!
Crabmen were flabbergasted.
Taste like crab...talk like people...crab people, crab...people" yelled the naughty smelly crabs as they ran towards some metrosexuals sideways as usually but the crab asked: "how old are the granddaughters of Justin Bieber's girlfriend from his imagination because she is a punk rocker and also nonexistant.
Sadly this means that he suck crab people cometh!!
The end is...wet and messy...because of the gallons of semen that fell upon the barren women of the wasteland whom ate lobster.
The hate toward their own breast grew and caused their breast to turn against them.
Whom were crabs hate them all and then he got a sinister phone call from Osama Binladen's mom who wanted to greet nephew Obama with a slimy group of virgins.
Osama and Obama making some drama in their pajamas, crying loud "Mama"!, decided to destroy krato's mama's papa with a WMD.
Bieber's putrid farts stank like cheese, oh hell jeez, made daddy jeez in his pants filled with ants.
His syphilis scrotum was itchy and burning very badly so then he cut off his hairy right testical, yelling, damn crabs!!
he likes it fried with them, large french fries, man eating hamburgers and polish sausages.
Meanwhile Megan Fox can suck my hardened polish sausage.
She likes krato, then the unicorn rammed its horn up her butt deep inside Jim.
his rectum bled like black pudding and dark chocolate. It smelled like pure rotten shit.
Even Darth Vader would agree that it was pure Jedi putrid shit, which tasted worse than batman's feet on a hot, sunny Arkham day.
All of a sudden he gagged.
The end.

STORY 6:

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