AdventWolf on 05 August 2011
Awesome, here is another:
Today, I was at the store with my husband and our 3 year old daughter. While we were standing in line at the checkout, I tried to kiss her, but she didn't want to. I asked her why, and she yelled that she knew "where daddy's penis was placed last night!" It's a very small store. Everyone heard her. FML
