STORY 4:
There was once a troll who couldn't stop trolling and spammed many threads. His name was:
Heavenly_king .
His face was ugly as f*uck, so ugly that..he commited suicide, only to resurrect as a vagina with built in...clitoris.
Only then, a horny ninja violated resurrected Heavenly_king , who confessed that he licked c*ck and loved it.
And then realised, moments too late, that it was a transvestite hooker: the key to permanent self gratification.
That key was inside a cat called "Fruit of Eden".
The cat faced an evil horny abstinence teacher plagued with insatiable hunger for a banana with cream. Against the armed salty tomato cream with lactating nuts.
She molested a 80 year old fried green tomato.
Have the forces of pickled penises truly gone mad?
This question can be answered by only the sagest and most sexiest red unicorn ever.
Named from time's oldest vagina which stank of tuna.
"Anchovies"! - shrieked krabs-infected ponies, at a Persian market where terrorists are lost in time, in a far market corner endlessly jerking off violently.
"But jerking what?", asked the ponies, looking intently at a psychedelic worm hanging from their bloody war window with pink drapes across the heaven, staring at the woman's huge breasts, designed for destroying women's small breasts because they had very small penises,
evil, poisonous, milk-puking gummy bears while baking apple sausages with acid-breathing housewives with their breasts to spread leprosy. The whole drug collection turns against them in violent outrage, without any warning, without any gift, gushed bodily fluids into heavens hell and liquified the sentinels of doom.
"Shine my crippled hero of suicide!"
Strap a fully emerged downward spiral onto a vine of delicious wine, cured by mountain.....







