| WiseOwl said: "A fresh new Resident Evil game" and you will forget that you ever said that! |
It's arguable that I've forgotten already. I hate the way RE Mercenaries turned out (no story, no structure) but I played the game almost relentlessly yesterday. I bought SF4 and all of the costumes. Then I bought SSF4 and all of the costumes. Then I bought SF4 3D about a month ago. I got Res Evil 5 and Res Evil 5 Gold. I got Dead Rising and Dead Rising 2 with all of the DLC. I'm a Capcom fan. I'm just tired of taking their abuse. As much as I hate them right now, nobody gives it to me like Capcom.
Officer: d21lewis, how did you get that black eye?
d21lewis: *looks at Capcom* Stairs. I, uhh.....I fell down some stairs.
Officer: d21, look at me. You deserve better than this.
d21lewis: I love Capcom. Capcom will change. You'll see. One day, Capcom will treat me like it used to--Like I deserve to be treated.
Officer: It's sad. Okay then. You don't want to press charges? Have a good day, ma'am. *leaves*
d21lewis: Did you just say ma'am?
Capcom: *walks in* You dare call the cops on ME? I'm Capcom, bitch! I'm gonna have to show you. Street Fighter 5 is going to release with ONE CHARACTER: Ryu. He's going to be buck naked. All editional characters, costumes, and stages are going to cost $5 each. It's time you learned who the fuck you is dealing wit!
d21lewis: I got my money right here!
