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Mad55 said:
1. I had sex with a nun
2. I through this kid out of a 2 story window in the 3rd grade,


Thats just wrong lol, he/she survived I assume? were you caught? :P



“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down “happy.” They told me I didn’t understand the assignment and I told them they didn’t understand life." - author unknown