I remember when I was probably eleven or twelve years old, I spent the weekend with my cousin Jermaine. His parents went out to a party and he, his sister and I were left home alone. No sooner than their parents had turned the corner, did my cousins switch the satellite to a porn station and I saw my first porno. It was called Pretty Peaches 2. A new world was opened up to me. I remember watching the first scene and screaming, "Oh my God! He peed on her!!" as my cousins laughed at me. I wound up laying on the floor with a pillow under me because, with the hard on I had, I would probably have levitated off the floor without it.
Well, that was probably 1988. Today, I was illegally downloading movies and decided to type in a search for that movie. I'd done it a few times before but the movie never played. Today was different. Today, I downloaded that porno and saved it to my hard drive.
Should I watch that 23 year old porno? Will it live up to the memories of a little boy or will my holy grail be forever tarnished? Should I just delete it and remember that movie as the greatest moment of my childhoood? I think I'm going to delete it.....or not.
