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A fan of cow manure is better than a fan of Sony. I don't need 5 reasons because a fan of cow manure ain't going into every manure forum on the internet saying cow manure is better than sheep manure and on like Sony fans do to any game thread.

I swear to God, to these people, I mean "Sony fans," any mention of Gran Turismo, while not praising it like the 2nd coming of Jesus is a begging for death by flash mob. By flash mob, I don't mean the cute UK teens who started the phenomenon, I mean the minority youth who congregate through social media to malls so that they can steal stuff or beat up White people.