NJ5 said:
d21lewis said:
sethnintendo said:
Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound. |
THIS!
I once timed my poop for the middle of the night in a building where nobody else was. As soon as I got ready to do it, some people came in. Easing the poop out doesn't work because each fart is louder and more pronounced--but forcing the poop out is even worse because of the loud splash combined with the........I'll stop now.
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I recommend making a small toilet paper nest over the water, for the shit to fall on when splashes are unwelcome.
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That is pretty good advice. I hate when I gotta go bad in the public restroom and I am struggling to get the toilet paper down on the seat. I refuse to use the toilet covers cause they are pretty thin. I had to resort to hovering a few times because there was no time to waste.
