Things which strangely make you feel uncomfortable

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d21lewis said:

sethnintendo said:
Taking a dump in public restrooms. Farts crack me up and I can talk about shit all day long. For some reason I don't want people to hear me ripping ass in the bathroom. I usually flush the toilet right when I am about to explode to dampen the sound.

THIS!

I once timed my poop for the middle of the night in a building where nobody else was.  As soon as I got ready to do it, some people came in.  Easing the poop out doesn't work because each fart is louder and more pronounced--but forcing the poop out is even worse because of the loud splash combined with the........I'll stop now.

Bahahahahaha!!!! This is the funniest thing that I've read today! Normally, when the subject of "things that make one uncomfortable" come up, I'd say something like:

1) Anything involving physical contact

But using the toilet in a public facility is pretty uncomfortable, too. It's just hilarious that someone thought of that!