| Heavenly_King said: DC heroes suck. Superman: He is a pansy. He is suppose to be indestructible and yet in every fight he has, he always has a hard time. Batman: He is just plain stupid. He is supposed to defend the innocent, and yet when he fights a super villain, he put the evil dudes in jail, just to let them escape and kill thousands of citizens (including so many robins and batgirls) over and over again. He should kill the villains in order to prevent more killings, but his moral code doesn't let him to...WTF!? Wonderwoman: Just as superman Flash: He is just worthless. The only thing he is good at is at running super fast, and yet superman (the all mighty, who can do everything, and yet he always gets kicked in the a$$ so many times lol) runs faster. EPIC FAIL. Green Lantern: He is pathetic. He can manifest whatever his will desires with his ring, and yet what he summons? he summons giant hammers and jets, WTF?! He is sooooo powerful that when he encounters a YELLOW SHEET OF PAPER he is instantaneously defeated lol. I could go like this forever, DC heroes just suck HARD. |
I know you're just kidding (you ARE kidding, right?) but I'll bite.
Superman has a tough time fighting because he fights some powerful foes--plus he holds back because he doesn't want to kill anybody. He's afraid of how powerful he really is.
Batman doesn't kill because, if he kills, he'd be too good at it. He doesn't want to start down the path of being judge, jury, and executioner. It's not his fault Arkham and Blackgate have shitty/corrupt security.
Wonder Woman has big boobs.
Flash is faster than Superman. Sometimes, the Flash is so fast he can move through time.
Green Lanterns ring is limited by their imagination and willpower. If they can't imagine it or know how something works, they can't make it. They aren't powerless to yellow, either. The yellow impurity was a side effect of the fear creature known as Parallax. Only rookies have trouble with yellow. Besides, if he imagined a catapult and that catapult launched a boulder at your yellow piece of paper, the ring wouldn't effect the paper (yes it would, but if it couldn't....), the boulder launched by the ring definitely could........
As for Marvel, how many times has Captain America "given up on the American Dream", Spider-Man "Quit because life is so unfair", Wolverine killed hundreds of people but let supervillains live because he has honor, Iron Man have his armor stolen by bad guys, or Daredevil have his secret identity become common knowledge? It's a two way street.
