*Burp* Gilgamesh's personal question of the week: Oral SEX

[hatmoza]

sapphi_snake said:

hatmoza said:

hatmoza said:

sad.man.loves.vgc said:
I hate giving oral. My mouth becomes too dry.... I don't like receiving either because my dog loses its sensitivity when it's wet for some reason. I also hate hard sex because it's painful. I hate sex... yet I am super horny most of the time.. ._.

Lazim it7ut carmax 3la wijhuk ya abu elshabab!

Oh zayt zaytoon 3shan yeseer milis!

"You got to use carmex, dude .

And olive oil will make it [sex] smoother."

 

The olive oil bit was a cultural joke, which I assume he didn't get.

Why don't you explain that little joke then?

Lack of lubricant, and abundance of olive oil in the middle east. Hence olive oil was used as a substitute lubricant for buttsecks among the youthful homosexual community, and became a cultural joke. At least when I was there.

Examples would be like telling 2 familiar boys/guys walking down the dirt trail if they needed any olive oil;  or asking someone to fetch it for you.

Another way-this is where the translation gets lost- is when you argue with someone (and this was usually in grade school) and threaten to beat them up. The term used to threaten to fuck someone up literally translates to "I'll fuck you," followed by "without the olive oil."

 

You seem really interested in me of late sapphi_snake ...

I'll have you know, I only have eyes for machina on this website so if you're falling for me, move along. I'm not interested :P