*Burp* Gilgamesh's personal question of the week: Oral SEX

[hatmoza]

hatmoza said:

sad.man.loves.vgc said:
I hate giving oral. My mouth becomes too dry.... I don't like receiving either because my dog loses its sensitivity when it's wet for some reason. I also hate hard sex because it's painful. I hate sex... yet I am super horny most of the time.. ._.

Lazim it7ut carmax 3la wijhuk ya abu elshabab!

Oh zayt zaytoon 3shan yeseer milis!

"You got to use carmex, dude .

And olive oil will make it [sex] smoother."

 

The olive oil bit was a cultural joke, which I assume he didn't get.