Erik Aston said:
They bought Wii Fit, but when Nintendo came out with another version modelled specifically for intense workouts ala P90X or Insanity, and another with hip-hop dance workouts, and another with hand-weight shells for the Wii remote with aerobic exercises, no one bought those! And those are the same stupid casuals who bought New Super Mario Bros. in 2006, but when Nintendo came out with NSMB2 in 2009, they didn't touch it! And they bought Wii Sports, but then when Nintendo made full-fledged co-op action/adventure games with the Wii Sports mechanics, they turned their noses up! They bought 2D platformers and RPGs, and "non-games" like Brain Age by the millions on DS, but say "talk to the hand" when they make up the brunt of the 3DS effort! Stupid, stupid Nintendo. Trusting those fickle casuals. They get distracted so easily. Have you ever shone a laser pointer on the floor in front of a casual? They'll chase it around trying to pick the dot up off the ground! It's hilarious. |
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And, let's be honest, even hardcore gamers would have bought everythibg you just described. They'd all sell 10-20m.
