sapphi_snake on 19 June 2011
d21lewis said:
sapphi_snake said:
d21lewis said:
I LOVE giving. I'm kinda "meh" about receiving. Any time my penis is in a mouth, that's less time spent in the vagina. Not a fair exchange if you ask me. Girls tend to want to kiss after going down, too. Why the hell would I want to kiss you after I know where you're mouth has been!? Do you know where my penis has been!? |
I doubt anyone wants to know.
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I once woke up and looked at my penis. It had a bottle of tequila, an empty revolver, and a ticket stub from Mexico laying beside it. Even I don't want to know.
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