Sounds like attention whoring. I'm shocked that a game reviewer would resort to such tactics. Just flabbergasted.
I don't know who to trust anymore. The 10:00 news? My mother? My world has turned upside down today, the day videogame journalism died.
At least I was right about one thing: Duke Nukem Forever was more fun as a neverending joke than it is as finished product.

"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event." — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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