Women no longer needed. Cows can now produce human breast milk.

[d21lewis]

I know a lot of you don't have kids, so you can't relate. One day, you will know the pain of wanting to suck on your girlfriend/wife's titty, only to find that the baby has beaten you to it. This is a victory for men, everywhere. Now, there's no reason why we can't suck that titty whenever we want to!