Got really drunk and went out clubbing
Tried to walk home
Navigated by a big landmark
Memory blank for approx 2-3 hours, going off estimated times
Start sobering up slightly.
Notice that I'm covered in blood (all my own, I'm 99% sure, I sure was cut all over, pretty sure I just fell over several times)
It's getting very cold and I have no idea where I am, didn't bring my phone with me.
Decide that I'm in dire straights and to try to flag down a car and hitch and lift.
One passes a couple of minutes later, I stick my thumb out and just my luck, the car stops
Turns out to be a taxi
Taxi driver notices my covered in blood, shivering from the cold, says nothing, turns the heating right up and takes me home.
Nowadays I only get drunk 3-4 times a year, and even then I don't get all that drunk.
