| Troll_Whisperer said: I once drank one whole bottle of vodka (75cl?) in 20 minutes. I was ok for a while, until basically all the alcohol went to my brain at once and I passed out. Don't remember anything but according to my flatmates back then I started vomiting while unconscious and my flatmates had to take my clothes off until I was in underwear. Then I said I had to take a shit so they took me to the toilet. While I was shitting I passed out again and fell forward, hitting my nose against the radiator, causing me to bleed a lot, so I was shitting, puking and bleeding at once. They took me to bed and I still threw up again and they had to take the bed clothes off and put a bucket next to my bed. I don't remember it but I know it's true because I woke up in a clotheless bed with nothing but my underwear on me, a big ass wound in my nose, a small pool of vomit in my bed and a bucket with some more vomit on the floor. Ah, good times. |
wow, you're just like a friend of mine not long ago. we got together a few months ago, I had no idea how much he drank, but he passed out while we were leaving, rolled to the bottom of the stairs and broke his forehead, then he started to puke, while the rest of us were trying to move his body he started to piss and wet his pants; at this point he was covered in his own vomit, blood and urine, none of us wanted to touch him again so we called for an ambulance, I went to the hospital with him, part of his rescue involved sticking a tube into his penis, god it made me shiver, I left before his mom got there in fear of her wrath.
