| Troll_Whisperer said: I once drank one whole bottle of vodka (75cl?) in 20 minutes. I was ok for a while, until basically all the alcohol went to my brain at once and I passed out. Don't remember anything but according to my flatmates back then I started vomiting while unconscious and my flatmates had to take my clothes off until I was in underwear. Then I said I had to take a shit so they took me to the toilet. While I was shitting I passed out again and fell forward, hitting my nose against the radiator, causing me to bleed a lot, so I was shitting, puking and bleeding at once. They took me to bed and I still threw up again and they had to take the bed clothes off and put a bucket next to my bed. I don't remember it but I know it's true because I woke up in a clotheless bed with nothing but my underwear on me, a big ass wound in my nose, a small pool of vomit in my bed and a bucket with some more vomit on the floor. Ah, good times. |
you are a f**king disgrace.
But you make me laugh :)
