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badgenome said:

5. Sam Gideon (Vanquish)

 

I am a sucker for the tall, dark, handsome, cynical as fuck, and wearing a robot suit type.

4. Kazuma Kiryu (Yakuza)

Dat back.

3. Francis York Morgan (Deadly Premonition)

Insanity is apparently an aphrodisiac.

2. Frank West (Dead Rising)

He's covered wars. I want him to cover me. In his semen.

1. Mike Haggar (star of Final Fight, Saturday Night Slam Masters, Marvel vs. Capcom 3, and my dreams)

Oh, to be that shark!


I read this post while I was in a library and I had to control myself from laughing out loud. Your #2 caption and #1 picture are ridiculous. And by ridiculous I mean hilarious.