What can I do to get her to do it with me?

[im_sneaky]

sapphi_snake said:

im_sneaky said:

Are you keeping what you want her to do purposefully ambiguous to mess with us?

It seems possible that you noticed the prevalence of threads discussing girlfriend/boyfriend help, and you being who you are decided to pretend to make yet another one of these threads.

And yet the truth is that you never mentioned sex despite everyone assuming that's what you're talking about. Are you going to say that what you wanted her to do was play a Wii game with you... or something?

I take it your troll radar is acting up?

Around that guy my trolll radar is always beeping. You will beg for my forgiveness when he unleashes the troll and you suffer and explode