Are you keeping what you want her to do purposefully ambiguous to mess with us?
It seems possible that you noticed the prevalence of threads discussing girlfriend/boyfriend help, and you being who you are decided to pretend to make yet another one of these threads.
And yet the truth is that you never mentioned sex despite everyone assuming that's what you're talking about. Are you going to say that what you wanted her to do was play a Wii game with you... or something?