Attention!
I, Baalzamon shall set forth a path for all vgcharters to follow before our abrupt, and quite terrible death at 6 PM EST.
Step 1: Go take a poop, it'll make ya feel better for your last day here on Earth.
Step 2: Go have sex and/or masturbate for one last time, it will also make you feel better.
Step 3: Spend any and all remaining money you have on SOMETHING you will be able to take advantage of today. If you have the opportunity to take out a loan, be creative.
Step 4: Buy some alcohol (Disclaimer: Not encouraging minors to purchase alcohol) so you are ready to party when the world doesn't end.
Step 5: Play your favorite video game of all time.
Step 6: Curl up in a little ball for the last hour of your life. If you have a handheld system, the playing of this system while curled up in a ball is permissable.
Step 7: The world actually ends at 6 PM EST, so the alcohol that you purchased to party about the world not ending has proved useless 
The End
Money can't buy happiness. Just video games, which make me happy.
