5 Things You want from E3 (Be Realistic)

[Sorcery]

1) Ratchet and Clank Future 3, because A Crack in Time was the best platformer I've played all generation (okay, maybe DKCR is tied with it).

 

2) Star Fox game teased by Retro Studios, I don't even care if its playable or not

 

3) Peace Walker PS3 port, or NGP port, I just don't want to play it with one stupid analog stick

 

4) Naughty Dog reveals a Zelda ripoff that makes Zelda look like a baby toy, because Nintendo hasn't moved the franchise forward in any meaningful way for a decade now.