Alby_da_Wolf on 16 May 2011
Mel Gibson bravely fought for Scottish independence, but as he's no indigenous, it'll be Sean Connery to reap the fruits of his efforts and become king!
And History repeats itself. First Scotland sent a hard rock band to pillage Australians' hard earned money, now it ruthlessly exploits a mentally disturbed American-Australian alcoholic religious-sexual wacko for its purposes, how mean! But at least usurping the crown from poor ol' nutty Mel will be the last insult, once independent Scotland won't be able to exploit Australia, Kiribati and other irrelevant Commonwealth members anymore!
