Baalzamon on 14 May 2011
| d21lewis said: I'm getting old. I spent the last couple of days on the campus of Clemson University being ignored by girls that I would turn away three years ago(maybe I wouldn't exactly turn them away but I WOULD have better options.....). I turn 35 years old on May 19th. Yeh, I had a hell of a run but looking at all of these supermodel-esque college girls fawning over these chisel chested college guys.......it's pretty humbling. I used to walk into a room without a doubt that I was the coolest/sexiest motherfucker, there. Now, I feel like that creep old man. Getting old sucks. *goes to do pushups* |
You can probably still woop their ass in games, so it's all cool 
Money can't buy happiness. Just video games, which make me happy.
