Capcom.
Give me a side-scrolling Mega Man with co-op, all the pre-existing robot masters, on top of some new ones that are actually good. If you need some guidelines on what not to do (and I know you do) just look at Clown Man, Plant Man, Jewel Man, and Strike Man.
And make it have music like this:
And no voice acting.
I'd honestly buy twelve copies if this ever fucking happened. Which it won't.







