Ten simple rules Nintendo has to follow to win back the hardcore gamer

[Mr Khan]

RolStoppable said:

noname2200 said:

1) Remove/replace Reason #8.

2) Submit to Kotaku.

3) Read 10,000 comments fully agreeing with everything you said.

4) Enjoy a week of profit.

Who again is my contact person over there? Luke Plunkett, right?

Bingo. Just come up with a semi-official looking blog.

It's time for Sebastian Kramer to make an appearance...