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Troll_Whisperer said:
sapphi_snake said:
Troll_Whisperer said:

That sucks monkey balls. Don't worry, I have a "normal" gf.

Good, but to be sure, test her somehow, like for example tel lher you're breaking up with her, and see if she tries to seduce you and gives you a punctured condom.

Wow. I trust her enough that I don't feel the need to temporarilly break up with her

Besides, we're from different contries so I am not obliged in any way to maintain a child, and none of mine or her parents are religious so that is not a factor.

I did not know this. This little poiece of information could come in handy when if I ever go travelign around the world, and wind up "spreading my seed" (LOL).



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