@Farmageddon:
I get it, but would you rather disrespect and hurt your parents or disrespect a religion in a harmless way? No one is even going to know, no one will loose anything. It's not the best of situation but between the two of them, it's by far the less offensive.
I guess that makes sense, though I would have to make sure my parents never found out about it.
Look, there's no such a thing as not sanitary when your dealing with alcohool. Everyone drinks together, it's just how it works.
That's good to know. 
And you get actual bread? Shit, your church is way more fun.
Yes, though a big disadvantage is that religious services are longer and more boring, plus there are no chiars you can sit on, so you have to stand the whole time.
Maybe you could, uh, "fake", a church fire.
That's illegal. I'll put it up as Plan H (don't have a Plan G yet). Speaking of Church fires, I knew a girl who "accidentally" set a priest's beard on fire when she was getting communion (you have to hold a candle in your hand when you do that). They banned her from the church, LOL.
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