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@Farmageddon:

That sounds fun.

Especially if you're doing them at the same time, LOL.

What I mean is you feel it's wrong to go get communion if you don't believe it anymore, and aparently feel it's so bad you'd rather get into a whole lot of trouble to avoid it, yet you decide to tell your (very, very devouted) parents over phone your an atheist and hang up, point being that that's a much worse "offense". It'll cause much more pain and is a lot less "ethical". So if you can talk yourself into doing that, surelly you can talk yourself into just going there and eating some flour.

I just find the ideea of going to confession and getting communion disrespectful to the religion. I hold religion in contempt at the moment, but even I wouldn't go that far. It would be as bad as pretending to be a Muslim in order to get into Mecca.

Also, communion here means sipping wine from a spoon (that everybody uses BTW, which can't possibly be sanitary, one of the reasons why I don't wanna do it), and eating a little bot of bread.

Wait, if this is G and faking murder is E, waht's F?

Sorry, I mixed them up. Plan F is faking my own murder, while Plan E is faking my own kidnapping. There is no Plan G (yet).

I don't know, creepy wording seems to work with these people.

And sure you're an atheist, but you could use the same logic from the murder scenario: "See, I'm not a satanist, I'm just an atheist"

LOL, that should be taken into consideration.



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