| Doobie_wop said: Here's what you do, come home one night covered in blood, have the wild look going on, then break down crying and tell your parents that you've just killed someone. They'll freak the fuck out, but they still love you, so they'll feel obliged to help you get rid of the body and clean you up. Tell them what happened (obviously a fake story) and keep it going for like 10 minutes, let the madness set in and once your parents are at a ridiculous level of horrification and despair, spring the atheist announcement on them and tell them you didn't murder anyone. They'll be so happy and relieved that your not a murderer, that being an atheist will look like a huge step up. |
I LOLed so much at this. I'll use this as my Plan E, ahead of the kidnapping scenario. 
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