Barney - he's a freaking dinosaur. Sure, he might say "I love you" and act all lovey-dovey, but dinosaurs are extinct...but he's still alive. Imagine the cold, calculating, cunning mind that he has to possess to even exist at this point. I have no doubt that he would mutilate any and all tubby challengers, not only using his physical prowess, but also his amazing mental capacity.








