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They should have promoted him to "Vice-President of Boss Fights But Is Never Allowed To Script A Single Line Of Dialogue Or Create Some Half-Baked Bullshit Philosophy Storyline Again".

Kojima is the George Lucas of gaming. He need someone at his side who isn't afraid to tell him "Dude, you're being a fucking moron again. No one wants to watch a video game for half an hour. And while we're at it, you suck at dialogue. Give me the pen."




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