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We don't have Spring Break here in Australia, but we do have something called schoolies. Oh the fun of coming back to our rented out cabin after a long night of eating and drinking, only to find condensed milk thrown all over our beds and couches by our friends next door. We then airhorned them that very night. We also broke into their cabin and masturbated into their pillows, but obviously that was going a bit too far and they got all upset when they found sperm all over their sleeping utensils. I also broke the nose of one my friends who was video taping me while I was in the shower (without me knowing), that kind of dampened the whole trip, but then I bought a whole case of Grape Fanta ( a rare delicacy in Australia) and all was well. The injured friend went home and we still remained friends (he threw a cricket bat at me once, so I think we're even).

I did meet a lot of new people, but no one that interesting. I also haven't spoken to three thirds of the people I went on that trip with for nearly two years. I feel like an old man now, the last fun thing I did was go paintballing and that was ages ago. VGChartz has ruined me, I barely knew what a forum was two years ago and now it's taking up way too much unessecary time. 

OT: You should have taken your DS with you, then you could have avoided all those human interactions and be content with Mario, Zelda and Kirby by your side.



Bet with Conegamer and AussieGecko that the PS3 will have more exclusives in 2011 than the Wii or 360... or something.

http://gamrconnect.vgchartz.com/post.php?id=3879752