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Tino Vainamoinen said:

It's times like these...That I wish I were born a boy...


Yeah.  Being a boy is awesome!!  Why?

  • We don't have to shave
  • We get to do manly pushups and not those wimpy girly pushups
  • We get to go to the men's restroom
  • It's easier to spell "man" than it is to spell "woman" (less letters)
  • We can write our names in the snow with precision urination equipment
  • Naturally superior in Mario Kart, Street Fighter, and Call of Duty

You are wise to wish you were a boy.  Very wise, indeed.