d21lewis on 16 March 2011
| Tino Vainamoinen said: It's times like these...That I wish I were born a boy... |
Yeah. Being a boy is awesome!! Why?
- We don't have to shave
- We get to do manly pushups and not those wimpy girly pushups
- We get to go to the men's restroom
- It's easier to spell "man" than it is to spell "woman" (less letters)
- We can write our names in the snow with precision urination equipment
- Naturally superior in Mario Kart, Street Fighter, and Call of Duty
You are wise to wish you were a boy. Very wise, indeed.
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