Help me scratch my Hulk: Ultimate Destruction itch

[Pyro as Bill]

Khuutra said:

Pyro as Bill said:

Khuutra said:

Beautiful.  Next time I get some money together, then...

No, no, no don't buy it. A weekend will be plenty. Just rent it. You shouldn't reward mediocrity.

On paper it should be a better UD but it really isn't. It has the replayability of a matchstick. They just 'HD-ed' UD thus  slowing the game down (who slows down game speed these days) and changed the Hulk into an evil emo who apparently is 'badass'. He isn't 'badass' he's a whiny pussy who the Hulk could squish with ease.

Just so you know, all powers are unlocked at the start for the first mission, 5 minutes, and then they take them all away as we go back in time and follow Alex Mercer on his 3 day adventure where we have to unlock all the moves that we previously had. The kids love it because it's all gross and hardcore and stuff and it has a real story. Grownups will play through it wishing they were playing as Hulk against HulkBusters and Abomination instead of emo Banner v Ang Lee's Hulk Dogs.

Pyro of all the Nintendo fans on this site there are maybe two whose tastes I trust less than you, and when you bring in the whole "grownups will turn their noses up" thing you have pretty much clenched my anticipation for this game

Ouch. That actually hurt.

You'll see.

Who's the other one?

 

Edit: Did you just insult Team Fortress2? Tell me you didn't insult Team Fortress 2.