Playstation...It's a religion

[gustave154]

SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF PLAYSTATION, YOUR DESTINY BECKONS
STAND WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS
STAND UNITED, AND TOGETHER WE WILL BE UNDEFEATED
THE PAST IS OUR FAITH, THE PRESENT IS OUR STRENGTH
AND THE FUTURE... THE FUTURE IS OURS!

SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF PLAYSTATION
THE PATH TOWARD A BETTER TOMORROW STRETCHES OUT BEFORE US
TOWARD A FUTURE THAT IS GOLDEN AND ETERNAL
BUT OUR JOURNEY TOGETHER MUST CROSS A WILDERNESS OF HATRED AND BIGOTRY
A LANDSCAPE OF LIES SEEDED BY THE VENOM OF OUR OLD ENEMY

OUR FOE KNOWS US. HE FEARS US. 
BUT WE MUST NOT UNDERESTIMATE HIM.
THE XBOTS, WHILE THEY COWER AND SNIPE FROM BENEATH THEIR VENEER OF CIVILITY AND FREEDOM
ARE SOULLESS AND HOLLOW. THEY MAKE THEIR PITY
MEWLING CLAIMS OF LIBERTY AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
AND ALL THE WHILE,
THEY LOOK UPON THE FACE OF THE PLAYSTATION WITH LOATHING AND DISGUST

THE ENEMY SEES US AS ABOMINATIONS, MUTANT FREAKS FIT ONLY FOR KILLING. 
TO THE FOE WE ARE LESS THAN HUMAN
BUT THEY WILL LEARN THEIR MISTAKE, MY PEOPLE.
WE WILL SHOW THEM THE IRON AND STEEL BENEATH PLAYSTATION CONSOLES.
WE SHALL CAST THEM AGAINST THE UNBREAKABLE ROCK OF OUR COLLECTIVE WILL.
WE WILL MAKE THEM REALIZE THE TRUTH
THAT THE CHILDREN OF PLAYSTATION KNOW IN THEIR HEARTS
THAT OUR RELIGION, PLAYSTATION
IS THE NEXT STEP IN THE EVOLUTION OF VIDEO GAMES.

WHEN WE CAME TO PLAYSTATION LAND WE WERE LOST 
A BROKEN COLLECTION OF EXILES ON THE VERGE OF DEATH.
AT FIRST WE THOUGHT OUR NEW WORLD WOULD POISON AND DESTROY US.
HOW WRONG WE WERE. PLAYSTATION WAS IN EVERY ONE OF US,
OUR STRENGTH AND OUR INDESTRUCTIBLE SPIRIT, AND MADE IT MANIFEST.
THE GREAT CHANGE WAS THE REBIRTH OF OUR PEOPLE.
A PEOPLE FIT TO STRIDE THE STARS AND SHATTER OUR ENEMIES.

SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF PLAYSTATION, YOU ARE THE EMBODIMENT OF THAT GLORIOUS LEGACY, 
THE INHERITORS OF THE VICTORY THAT WE FIGHT FOR EVERY DAY.
YOU ALONE ARE FIT TO FORGE THE FUTURE AND THE DESTINY OF OUR RELIGION.
HISTORY DOES NOT LONG ENTRUST THE CARE OF FREEDOM TO THE WEAK OR THE TIMID.
WE SHALL NOT SUFFER THE IRRESOLUTE AND SPINELESS MEN OF THE XBOTS TO DICTATE OUR PATH!

YOU SEEK REWARD IN SERVICE ALONE. 
EACH OF YOU SHARES IN THE GREATEST GLORY OF THEM ALL.
YOU ARE THE TRUE PLAYSTATION FANBOYS! RUTHLESS TO THOSE WHO OPPOSE US,
MASTERS OF THOSE WE DEFEAT, UNFLINCHING IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY.
I PITY ALL THOSE WHO WERE NOT BORN BENEATH OUR BANNER,
FOR THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF GREATNESS AS WE DO.

AND YET, THERE ARE SOME AMONG OUR COMMUNITY WHO DO NOT MARCH WITH US. 
VOICES RAISED IN DISSENT AND OPPOSITION.
SOFT MINDS THAT TAKE THE WORDS OF THE XBOTS FOR TRUTH!
TO THOSE WHO BEAR THE SEEDS OF REBELLION IN THEIR HEARTS AND QUESTION THE WAY OF THE PLAYSTATION,
I SAY THIS: WOULD YOU MAKE US LAY DOWN OUR RIFLES AND SURRENDER OUR ARMOR,
STARK NAKED BEFORE A FORCE THAT WISHES ONLY DEATH FOR US?

PEACE IS SOMETHING WE ALL DESIRE, 
BUT THE XBOTS WOULD MAKE IT THE PEACE OF THE GRAVE!
SHATTERING OUR NATION'S SPIRIT AND BURNING US TO ASHES!
BEWARE THE PUPPETS AMONGST US, SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF PLAYSTATION!
KNOW THEM, AND SPITE THEM! GIVE THEM NO SUCCOR OR SHELTER!
IF ANY ONE OF YOU DOUBTS THE FIDELITY OF ANOTHER,
BE IT NEIGHBOR, BROTHER, PARENT, OR CHILD, SPEAK!

IT IS THE SWORN DUTY OF PLAYSTATION FANBOYS TO ISOLATE AND RE-EDUCATE THESE MISGUIDED SOULS. 
TO BRING THEM BACK TO OUR FOLD. EXPUNGE THEIR WEAKNESS FOR THE GREATER GOOD!
OUR VICTORY IS IMMINENT. WITH OUR HEARTS TEMPERED IN THE FIRES OF CONSOLE WARS                                             WE STRIVE FORWARD AND TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE FOE.

LET US NEVER FORGET THE DUTY THAT WE HAVE TAKEN UPON OURSELVES.
OUR ENEMY IS TENACIOUS AND BOLD.                                                                                                                                                     THE ISA DARED TO TURN THEIR WEAPONS UPON THAT WHICH WE HOLD DEAREST.
OUR CRADLE, OUR RELIGION, PLAYSTATION!

THIS INVASION WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. THIS CRIMINAL ACT UNLEASHED THE WHIRLWIND OF OUR WRATH! 
OUR GUNS NEVER TIRE, AND WE HAVE BEATEN BACK THE FOE! SENT THEM... RUNNING!

THE PATH WE HAVE CHOSEN IS NOT AN EASY ONE. 
STRUGGLE IS THE FATHER OF ALL THINGS AND TRUE VIRTUE LIES IN BLOODSHED.
BUT WE WILL NOT TIRE, WE WILL NOT FALTER, WE WILL NOT FAIL!
IN THE BLOOD OF OUR WARRIORS COMES THE PRICE WE MUST PAY.
BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY. AND WE WILL BE RESOLUTE!
WE WILL FEAR NO SACRIFICE AND SURMOUNT EVERY DIFFICULTY TO WIN OUR JUST TRIUMPH!

DOWN WITH THE XBOT SCUM!!!!!!