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Khuutra said:
Resident_Hazard said:
Khuutra said:

Ladies and gentlemen, we found it:

The wrongest post.

The game has Achievements for playing through it entirely using each of the weapons, which means that there is no weapon that is effectively better for any single situation in the game, thus, they are interchangable in strength and use.  Which they were. 

Ladies and gentlemen, we found it:

The wrongest logic.

The whole point of those achievements is to force people to adapt to different styles that each of the weapons necessitate using. If you think that the Dragon Sword requires the same style as the Sickle, you are wrong; if you think it requires the same style as the Lunar, you are still wrong; if you think it requires the same style as the Claws, you are a liar.

They are not interchangeable in strength and use; no two w eapons share identical speed, combos, reach, power, or stunning abilities.

I am sorry for pointing out that you are wrong, but there it is.  You are literally and quantifiably wrong.

Also you may just be terrible at the game.

(I did beat Ninja Gaiden II, but it was a rental; Ninja  Gaiden Black I beat on Master Ninja Mode)

No, um.... Wrong would be to call someone a liar when he told no lies.  Hell, you might as well have just called me racist since busy labeling me with random ill-fitting words.

And congratulations for throwing in the "you're just terrible at the game" line.  Like that isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel for comebacks.  That's like politicians comparing their opponents to Hitler.  *yawn* Real original, genius.  That's the insult cry of a fan___ who's got his panties in a bind because someone said something bad about his baby.  I heard the same nonsensical insult a couple times when I pointed out why Metroid Other M sucked (hmmm, now there's a coincidence).  

Possibly, the reason you're over-reacting to my analysis of Ninja Gaiden II is because you realize what I'm saying makes sense, and you simply can't deal with it.  It's okay, you're not the first person to be hurt when the thing you loved turned out to betray you.  After all, sexually abused Altar Boys have had their beliefs shaken by awfulness as well.  

I'm pretty big on hack-n-slash games and beat-em-ups, as these are genres I've always enjoyed.  And in the world of hack-n-slash gaming, Ninja Gaiden II belongs in the same stinkpile as Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad, as it's pretty much equally mindless in both gameplay and narrative--and the sadly sexually explicit and demeaning way women are represented in each.  

If you want to experience good hack-n-slash gameplay, you need only look to God of War.