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One time my mom made me go outside. Like twenty minutes later I'm sitting in a pool of blood missing part of my finger. Then later that day we went to see the Clone Wars and it sucked :(

Another time when a friend and I were on our way to church, I all of a sudden woke up naked in a ambulance with the tech telling me we flipped a car into a field. Since I was in the hospital that day I missed two friend's birthdays :(
^that day was actually pretty funny xD

One time I had this strange bump so I went to the doctor. Before I knew it I was missing some organs and had a cancer diagnosis. Then the doctor said I wasn't allowed to eat any more cookie dough :(



Sig thanks to Saber! :D