| MrBubbles said: i was watching some john wayne films recently, so i now consider myself an expert on women. the thing you are doing wrong is that women really love it when you smack them around and force yourself on them. they will struggle and complain at the start, but thats just how you know they are really into you. and after you are done, its best to drag them around by their hair, so they know you care about them and you are not just interested in sex. |
This man speaks the truth. I rember that's what Rhett Butler did in Gone with the Wind, and Scarlet just loved it the morning after. 
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