No. I am yet to drive officially! Bloody dad wouldn't teach me the lazy douche.
Have you ever thought of the concept in regards to infinite universe?
ie, apparently there is a chance that somewhere in the infinite universe there is a monkey on a typewriter that can type the whole of Shakespeare works by hitting the keys randomly. Me and friends just stick to "In the infinite universe, I am indefinitely fly kicking you in the face"
Disconnect and self destruct, one bullet a time.