I'm pretty easy to please, but I HATE pretentious movies, here are the 3 worst offenders in my eyes:
Eyes Wide Shut - three hour long softcore porn where NOTHINg happens for about half of the movie....and the ending? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Crash (1994) - not the movie about rascism, but this horrendous Cronenberg movie where a subculture of folks that equate car crashes to sex. These idiots meet and have weird sex amidst dead bodies in fresh car crashes.....seriously one of the most WTF movies out there.
Waking Life - if I wanted to listen to two hours of "philosophy" that sounds like over the top stoner-isms and Alex Jones rant about the Gov't, I'd go to my local "head shop" then shoot myself. I liked the art style, but the dialog killed me.
