Star Wars Episodes I and II- I don't think I need to explain this.
Brothers- Unbelievable dialogue coupled with characters that are complete jerks.
Alien vs. Predator- Predator falls in love? Are you serious?
Avatar- I don't really hate it, but it's another overrated James Cameron film that's a complete rehash of Dances With Wolves.
Spider-Man 3- Thanks for killing the franchise Sam Raimi.
The Happening- I'll admit I only caught the last half of this on TV once, but everything about it is terrible. The writing, the acting, just about everything is unbearable in this movie.
The Lovely Bones- Everything about this (especially the ending) was cheesy and lame. I'll admit the only reason I saw it is because it's a Peter Jackson movie.
Batman and Robin- Thanks for killing the franchise Joel Schmacher.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End- Let's write a movie that doesn't make any sense at all. "Where should we go guys? Oh, let's check our map! Down is up? I guess that must mean we need to flip the ship over! OMG there's 50 Jack Sparrows!!! OMG Calypso is still talking absolute nonsense!" I love this movie!
That's all I've got right now, I'll probably think of more later.
And I'd like to point out that 3 of these star Natalie Portman, who actually was one of the few bright spots in the Star Wars films as well as Brothers. Just wanted to let her know that she's fine with me!
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