Fatal Attraction (Michael vs. Evil Woman #1, Adrian Lyne morally-hypocritical edition)
Basic Instinct (Michael vs. Evil Woman #2, Verhoeven/Eszterhas pseudo-shock edition)
9 1/2 Weeks (Baby, you can leave your hat on; probably the unsexiest erotic movie ever made - at least Kim Basinger looked good with a hat on; another movie directed by cinema giant Adrian Lyne, who'd scored a clean hattrick in my hitlist if I'd ever finished watching his presumed Demi Moore classic Indicent Proposal )
Angel Heart (another 80s masterpiece with handsome scarface Mickey R. - at least Lisa Bonet looked gorgeous with and without clothes)
Star Trek - Nemesis (or how to effectively betray a loyal fanbase with the introduction of a Romulan brethren race [or something like that], the faked destruction of an android and a bunch of bored actors who're only in it for the final money)
Evita (Madonna rule #1: if you desperately want instant movie success and fame, ask someone like Mr. Boxoffice Harrison Ford or Mrs. AwardNominated Meryl Streep to double-check your screenplay choices)
Dick Tracy (see above, plus rule #2: don't make a movie just because Warren Beatty wants to sleep with you or you with him [an '81-and-onwards rule; didn't apply in the 60s/70s])
Conte de printemps (I always knew Eric Rohmer is not Francois Truffaut, but despite my love for French 60s to 80s cinema this movie is probably the most boring one I've ever seen; I'll never forget my girlfriend yelling at an endless on-screen discussion: "Just give him the fucking cake!!!")
Until the End of the World (by Wim "Schmalzlocke" Wenders. Just one example of movies by German directors I hate. I bet, ever since R.W. Fassbinder died 29 years ago he laughs at German cinema from heaven, hell or wherever he and Fritz Lang are smoking their weed now)
