Three near misses, zero engagements.
First dates back to ninth grade and was rather stupid, just about this kid who kept stealing food off my lunch tray, so i retaliated and it escalated but the vice-principal stopped us
Second, one year later, dealt with this stuck up older kid who thought he could get everything he wanted in life because he lost his parents through a murder-suicide thing and everyone felt too bad for him to tell him no. He thought he could cut me in the lunch line, which i stopped by strategically placing my body to block him. He got angry and tried to push back, but thought better of getting an In School Suspension or worse over a spot in the lunch line
Third was back in my internship last semester where this guy who really didn't like my attitude finally had enough of me when i was complaining about the fact that they had redesignated the nearest men's room into a ladies' room because they were doing construction on the ladies' room, but i was mad because when they had done that with the men's room, they had just said "tough" and made us go way out of our way, so i said screw them and just used the redesignated bathroom, wound up calling some woman sexist for calling me on it, got all my coworkers in trouble because they told my boss, but i was in the other bathroom while they got chewed out, and he threatened to clock me. In that case i knew better and backed off, though i should have let him hit me, then his punk ass would've been fired from the internship at the very least

Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.







