I'd write Josh back
Dear Josh,
When the hell (no pun intended) did it become my responsibility to sneak you into Heaven? You know I was going to church. Anyway, your voice mail was a real bummer. Totally ruined my mood. One question: -How the heck did you sneak a cell phone into Hell? What kind of reception do you get? Are you with Verizon? Anyway, gotta go to church. More Heaven for me!! Tell Dahmer I said "Hey"
Sincerely,
d21lewis
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.............did I mention that I'm an a-hole?








