The Official Microsoft CES PR Spin

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TalonMan said:

omgwtfbbq said:
I thought the console winner was the first console to 10 million?

Yes - that was last year's selling point. But when you get surpassed by a console in less than half the time, you focus on... ...making money for 3rd parties?

 

 

 

step 1: make 2 lists:

Things all successful consoles have ever done
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Things our console have done
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step 2: find any single item that exists on both those lists

step 3: announce this as the definitive reason why your console will win

step 4: ???

step 5: profit!!

Step 4 involves, of course, the difficult task of taking the deluded mental image out of your head and imposing it upon the rest of the world.