Suppose you meet a really nice girl. She's charming, cute, a little shy, but easy to talk to. The two of you get to know each other, and you eventually find the courage to ask her out. As you become close, you feel your relationship getting stronger, and that you genuinely care for each other. Finally, the night comes where you think you are going to sleep with her. You are at her house, and after leaving the room for a moment, she calls you into her bedroom. It is there you find her dressed in a full Gardevoir costume, and she shyly reveals to you that she has a fetish for dressing up in Pokemon suits, and wants you to dress in a costume as well. She produces several male Pokemon costumes prepared for this night, and asks if you will choose one. You ponder for a moment. "For you dear... anything." You hold her hand and walk slowly over to the bed where she's layed down the costumes. You say to her" Darling, do you have any preference?" She shakes her head and smiles. "Whatever one you choose." You pick up the Charmander, kiss your honey on the cheek and say "Then, this one." Your rival bursts through the bedroom door and shouts "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUIRTLE"
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